A Guest Writer: Batman. Enjoy! (MT) “DAY 101″ – 10/13/10

October 14, 2010 - 12:33 pm - (MT) “DAY 101” - Guest Writer for “Day 101”
Written By: Regan

Hello, fellow rooster followers, my name is Batman (Fake name) and I decided that I wanted to write day 101 for Dave for two of the followings reasons.  One, Rooster types slower then a terd coming out of my butt.

It take’s me usually two to three hours just to drop a big one, which is about how long it takes Rooster to write a blog.  I type over 192 words a minute, because I am a robot.

Anyways, on to day 101.  I woke up after six hours of sleep as I always do to take a pee and sometimes I go back to bed, sometimes I don’t.  Well, with some stranger on my couch I decided to make sure he didn’t steal my TV....

He was still sleeping on the couch, with my other buddy Brandon who crashed too.  Sweet, didn’t steal my TV so I don’t consider him a stranger anymore.  Batman SMASH woke those lazy bums up.

Rooster’s Writing & I'm Playing Basketball
So, what to do today?  First Dave needed to work on his day 100 blog so while I went and played basketball at the local YMCA, he went to Brandon’s to start typing.

Those two cleaned up while I made old men at the YMCA remember that they are old on the basketball court.

After those guys cleaned up, they went to Brandon’s place of employment, Famous Dave’s.  There I guess they worked on the blog, ate some food and talked to a girl named Cassie.

I would write more about this, but I wasn’t there and to tell you the truth I don’t know what to write about.  I could write about something serious though...

Random Thought From Regan
The Tea-Party Movement and how it was hi-jacked from Ron Paul.  Jerks.  Palin, your retarded.  Now, I’m not saying I like Obama, because I don’t, but at least the dude can speak intelligently.

In 2012, I suggest you vote for me for President.  Another Batman in office?  It would be great for the country.  First move as President you ask?  I would hunt down Bin Laden by myself, kill him with my bare hands and I would a be the greatest President EVER!

The Mall
Anyway, I (Batman) decided to go to the mall to eat some chicken osaka at Noodle Express and creep on some girls.  I succeeded when I walked by a girl who was eating peaches and made the super witty comment - “nice peaches” as I winked .

She laughed, and if I wasn’t such a bad ass, I would have actually talked to her , but then she probably would have had sex with me.   Unfortunately for her, I am a bad ass and realized I still have the whole day to find a girlfriend before the winter.

F.Y.I - I like having one in the winter in Montana, it gets cold and sometimes my penis mitten just doesn’t keep it warm enough if you know what I mean!

Seeing Missoula
Anyways, those guys finally arrived, picked me up, and then since I know some hot girls from campus (one dates the quarterback from the grizzly football team), scoot scoot!!,

We decided to pick them up in my buddy Travis’s nice ride and take Rooster for a trip around Missoula. I talked mostly, and they laughed like most hot girls do when words leave my mouth.

Desperado’s
We dropped them back off, and went to pick up my friend Hermanoia (Josh is his real name).  So now we’re rolling deep... me, Josh, Travis, and Rooster at Desperado’s which is right next to my place.

Herm finished eating his wings, then we went back to my place to bug my roommate Sam and grab

Herm’s thirty pack he left over at my house last weekend.  Sweet!

I’ve been writing for 34 seconds and I already got a whole page done.  I’m amazing!  Also, I wanted to let you Rooster followers know a little condition I have.  I have ADHD.  Sometimes, my mind loses focus and I start thinking about different stuff.

WHAT THE F%$K HARRISON FORD.  When are you going to come out with a good new movie?  Seriously, The Fugitive is such a good movie.  Why can’t you make more like that?  You’re a stud and I miss you, come back to us Harrison.

Also, I have a website I am creating where you can come check out my articles about how to become more successful at life, like me.  Shameless plug here - www.gotobedjerk.com - check it out in about 2 weeks it will be up and running!  (I endorse this shameless plug!  “Rooster”)

Brandon’s Home Welcoming Party
Now, back to the day.  Time to go get Brandon and have a little home welcoming party.  I made some delicious drinks with apple and cherry vodka, pineapple juice, energy drinks, and Mike’s Hard Lemonade.  Delicious!

If girls would have been drinking with us, instead of a big sausage fest, panties would have come off immediately.  After, we got in the back of Travis’s car; me and the boys (there was a girl in the front seat so we had to cram in the back) and headed to Karaoke!

Karaoke
Transition word here - Badlander next!  DUDE! ROOSTER CAN SING LIKE A WILD THING PERFECTLY!  What a stud, where did I meet this guy?  Oh yeah, my shitty job at the casino - so random!  Anyways, we had a few drinks and messed around.

My friend Brendan then called me to let me know he got off work and was at the Golden Rose.

I grabbed our crew... Rooster, the girl, Herm, Travis, and Brandon and walked through a secret hall way to the Golden Rose. (This, so we didn’t have to go outside and be cold while we caught up with Brendan.)

Brendan is also going to be writing with me at www.gotobedjerk.com, he is very funny! (I still endorse this shameless plug! “Rooster”:))

Poker
Rooster ended up sitting down at the Poker table, Herm followed, then Brandon sat down, then I figured I might as well too.  Brandon gave me ten bucks, I put in ten bucks and I started winning immediately.

I got Brandon’s ten bucks back and gave Brendan 20 bucks to play after I got up to 100 in chips.  Rooster was soooooo mad at me because he had me beat one hand all the way until the river! HAHAHAHA  got ya sucka!  (I won $28, Rooster won $10, Brandon won $35.)

Montana Griz Football Stadium

Ah, I almost forgot!  After we dropped off the girls on campus, we went down to the U of M Griz Football Stadium - I think it’s called Washington something? I mean shit, I got a degree from the college, you think I would know the name!

Anyway, we needed to infiltrate the stadium so Rooster could get pictures.  We went around from the north, to the east, to the south and finally to the Adams Center but at every door... every fence... we couldn’t get in.

Then... I thought we just couldn’t get down to the stadium and I was ready to give up, but... Rooster wouldn’t stop trying and I was getting mad, then... some girl got our attention.

She said are you guys trying to get to the field?  YES Success!  So we went down a the tunnel and one of the players yelled, “Hey you can’t go down there.”  Me being smooth, I said no sir its fine and shrugged him off.

Even though... we were like OH SHIT were gonna be in trouble... but the football player just laughed, we were fooled, he got us!  Down on the field, we played fake pass and catch and to tell you the truth I felt the pictures were extremely homoerotic.

Golden Rose - Back To Where We Were...

Now, back to the Golden Rose - I left the bar to go scoot scoot on a girl, but I decided she wasn’t good enough for me, because she wasn’t a robot (I only date other robots).  These guys finished up there game while I headed back to the bar.

After Party
We went to Brendan’s where we had a couple beers and played Fifa.  Me and Brendan, if you guys didn’t know are really really really good friends and I f$@king hate him.  Did I mention he is funny?

At the poker table, Brenden said one of his funniest quotes of the night (him and me get loud and belligerent and yell at each other across bars sometimes).  Anyway, he was telling his co-workers how popular he was when he said - “I’m the most recognizable person I know”.  CLASSIC, that’s hilarious.

So, back to my point - we played Fifa soccer and he f$@king beat me the first game.   Screw you Brendan.  I never lose at video games - I’m a robot, its impossible to beat me... unless... he is a ROBOT.  I knew it.

We played two more games, and I won.  I’m still wondering today if he is a robot or not, but one day I will find out.

Rooster, I love you man. I’ve only known you for three days, so maybe it’s just lust... I don’t know.  Safe travels man, hope you make it and don’t end up dying in a ditch.   That would be tragic, but might make for a good story one day?

My Thoughts : (BY: Rooster)
The post was perfect.  It covered the whole day and I laughed the whole way.  Thanks for giving me a day off Batman!

One last thing... I want to wish my cousin Mickey a Happy Birthday!  His birthday is October 13th (yesterday), but since my life is one day behind... I am wishing it to you today!

Thanks for reading!